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Post by La Volpe on Oct 8, 2010 6:11:42 GMT -5
Well that is true... XD But still, kinda weird to tell my shit to them if I ever went...
Lol Engrish is always funny
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Post by Pirate on Oct 8, 2010 12:58:24 GMT -5
Oooh Engrish!
One from some random boy at college today... All of my quotes seem to be rude, hmm..
Boy: OH GOD IT'S LEAKED. OH NO. Look! I've got lube all over my pocket, someone do something about it OH GOD D;
Me: *laughing on the next table*
Boy: Don't think about it too much!
Me: It's a bit late for that.
Boy: ...OH THIS IS GROSS *to one of his mates* Can you lick this off for me?
What I think had happened was that he'd been given free condoms for something, we get given condoms at EVERY. OPPORTUNITY. The latest thing now is that you get a free pair of "I've been tested" underpants if you go for a chlamydia screening, which is pretty funny in itself.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 8, 2010 13:37:15 GMT -5
ROFL oh gates. XD Here's a shirt I saw today: "You don't have to be crazy to work here. They'll train you." I loled so hard. Man *wearing shirt*: My boss doesn't appreciate it. Me: Mine will. XD HEY MARGIE. Margie/Scott: *both come out, Scott reads and grins as he's not usually a LOL person, but Margie reads, laughs and claps* That is SO TRUE. Then I had a nutcase go through my line that commented and made me and the elderly couple I was waiting on go  "When them dirt bastards get in the courts we all suffer, right?" My reaction: *stare... scan... stare...* ... Sure. Couple: *do double take* |
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Post by GhostLiger on Oct 8, 2010 16:03:52 GMT -5
ROFL, speaking of slogans like that, we got a board up at work that says: "They can't fire me, slaves have to be SOLD!"
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 8, 2010 18:03:30 GMT -5
ROFL!
"Some people call them obnoxious morons. We call them customers."
Or
"I know there's a hell, I work in retail." XD
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Post by La Volpe on Oct 8, 2010 23:14:37 GMT -5
XD all of those are pretty true XDDD
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Oct 9, 2010 14:14:51 GMT -5
With all the dictats going up at work I'm been tempted to write "Arbeit macht frei" on them...but I fear that someone would get the reference and I'd get fired...  |
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Post by GhostLiger on Oct 10, 2010 10:49:54 GMT -5
Yes. You get fired and I'll also fire you ¬¬
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Oct 12, 2010 13:02:58 GMT -5
From the Subsim.com forums: Steamwake:Astronomer claims to have detected a 'signal' from the area of that recently discovered 'habitible' planet. It is of course highly disputed but makes for a fun 'what if'. www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...est=latestnewsDowlyFoxNews citing Daily Mail? Isn't that equilevant to dividing by zero? |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 12, 2010 19:18:43 GMT -5
From work after finding out our drive item was "halloween cookie on a stick"
Me: Makes me think of Jeff Dunham's Jose Jalapeno on a stick! ... Wait a minute... everything is being put on a stick these days! Frozen juice on a stick: popcicle. Icecream on a stick: icecream bar. Hotdog on a stick! Corndog!
Paul: you have no life.
Me: I know. XD
Paul: Speaking of no life, what is that Warcraft thing over there, is that the new one?
Me: No, it's actually an old one, but I love how you transitioned that. XD
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Post by GhostLiger on Oct 12, 2010 19:26:00 GMT -5
Uh oh! Someone divided by zero!
And lol, Warcraft eats your life XD
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Oct 13, 2010 8:38:55 GMT -5
Me: *puts down teapot on table* "Here's your brown toast..."
Customer: *looks at teapot*
Me: *looks at teapot*
Me: No...that's your tea, here's your toast.
Me: *puts down toast on table*
Customer: I knew what you meant
Me: I'm glad you did...
Colleague: "Customer on table seven, I say 'Are you ready to order?' He say 'Not quite....I would like some tea, toast, sausage, bacon and fried egg.' "
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Post by La Volpe on Oct 13, 2010 9:03:30 GMT -5
rofl XD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 13, 2010 17:12:44 GMT -5
LOL poor Electric. XD *pats*
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Post by Blaze on Oct 13, 2010 17:32:23 GMT -5
LOL! Oh silly customers  |
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