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Post by La Volpe on Oct 14, 2010 4:45:45 GMT -5
Customers are too stupid sometimes... Me: *putting things back into the cleaners cupboard* Customer: *peers into the dead end where the disabled loo is then looks to the door* Where is the ladies? Me: ... uh *points to the signs and the door* that way? Seriously, if the sign says "toilets is behind the playland" it means it's behind the kamidamned playland. OUTSIDE. rawr! XD
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Oct 14, 2010 9:34:36 GMT -5
The Sequel:
Me: Here's your tea *puts down teapot* Customer: So that must be my toast Me: Yes *puts down toast* I got it right today Customer: *laughs*
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Post by GhostLiger on Oct 14, 2010 9:42:07 GMT -5
@deathy: Just be glad she didn't try to get you to let her use the disabled toilet to save her the trouble!
@ Electric: It's nice when customers remember you XD
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Post by La Volpe on Oct 14, 2010 9:53:26 GMT -5
@deathy: Just be glad she didn't try to get you to let her use the disabled toilet to save her the trouble! @ Electric: It's nice when customers remember you XD lol ya o.o Tho I've had people who couldn't be arsed to go out to the proper loo and take over the disabled toilet when there's some who ACTUALLY need it.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 14, 2010 10:28:05 GMT -5
Rofl electric. XD
Cripplestool? *thinking of Larry the cable guy*
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Post by GhostLiger on Oct 14, 2010 15:06:46 GMT -5
In response to a thread about the value of hard work:
"Sadly it's not what you know or do, it's who you know or... *ahem*... yeah."
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 14, 2010 19:23:21 GMT -5
rofl ghostie!!! XDD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 15, 2010 22:04:30 GMT -5
Mom had a couple classmate friends over. I had Gucci around my neck because I was concerned that her cage temp was low. (And the neck is either the hottest or second hottest area on the human body if I remember correctly.) I also noticed that she's getting ready for a shed and stepped out of my room to tell mom (shout down the stairs was the initial plan), but when my door opened, mom's classmate called me. Tina: Hey Zoe, come here, I want to show you something! Me: *gets down the stairs and peeks around the corner* Are you sure? I have a friend around my neck. Tina: *spazzes* Ohman,don'tgetnearme! .... He's sticking his tongue out at me OHMYGODHESMOVING. Me: She's getting ready for another shed! Mom: *comes close and starts petting Gucci* Oh yes, yes you are! You're a growing girl! Tina: She's petting it! She's petting it! I gotta get a picture of you two petting it! Mom: She's my grand-snake! Closest thing to a grandchild I may ever get!
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Post by La Volpe on Oct 16, 2010 2:03:57 GMT -5
Rofl XD I'd prolly scare my friends shitless if I get a pet snake XD
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Post by GhostLiger on Oct 16, 2010 10:46:31 GMT -5
Mom had a couple classmate friends over. I had Gucci around my neck because I was concerned that her cage temp was low. (And the neck is either the hottest or second hottest area on the human body if I remember correctly.) I also noticed that she's getting ready for a shed and stepped out of my room to tell mom (shout down the stairs was the initial plan), but when my door opened, mom's classmate called me. Tina: Hey Zoe, come here, I want to show you something! Me: *gets down the stairs and peeks around the corner* Are you sure? I have a friend around my neck. Tina: *spazzes* Ohman,don'tgetnearme! .... He's sticking his tongue out at me OHMYGODHESMOVING. Me: She's getting ready for another shed! Mom: *comes close and starts petting Gucci* Oh yes, yes you are! You're a growing girl! Tina: She's petting it! She's petting it! I gotta get a picture of you two petting it! Mom: She's my grand-snake! Closest thing to a grandchild I may ever get! ROFL Gotta love people who freak out like that XD
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Post by Blaze on Oct 17, 2010 20:46:14 GMT -5
ROFL! Oh man I loved the "He's sticking his tongue out at me OHMYGODHESMOVING"!!! Hilarious XD
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Post by La Volpe on Oct 18, 2010 3:20:48 GMT -5
Lol speaking of Grand-snake. The only grandchildren mum'll ever get from me is my horse XD She's already got a grand-dog from my older bro.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 18, 2010 16:38:29 GMT -5
Amber just found these XD
Lo! Who is that, stalking along the candy store! It is Reddarkness (me), hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"
Lo! Who is that, skulking on the terrain! It is Amber, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She roars apocalyptically:
"I'm going to hump you until Western Civilization implodes, and hit you with a steamroller!!"
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Post by Pirate on Oct 19, 2010 13:42:39 GMT -5
HAHAH I love it Wiki!
Matt always says this about me: "Jenny, you're the only person I know who, if they woke up and their house was burning down, would go "meh, I needed a new one anyway!" and then go back to sleep."
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Oct 20, 2010 9:23:35 GMT -5
Reception board:BB: 39 DBB: 8 TOTAL: 17 (BB = Bed and Breakfast, DBB = Dinner, Bed and Breakfast) (39 plus 8 equals 17, eh?) Me: *walks up behind customer with his breakfast, he does not see me there until a colleague points me out.* Joe Pasquale: Oh! I didn't see you behind me there. Me: Yeah, I kind of snuck on you... Joe Pasquale: You're like that SAS guy! Me: I hate to ask you this...but the kitchen porter is a big fan... Joe Pasquale: Peach importer? Me: Haha, no, kitchen porter Joe Pasquale: I thought you had some guy specifically for getting peaches or something! (He then proceeds to sign the autograph to 'X the "Peach Importer" ;D)
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