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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 20, 2010 9:51:38 GMT -5
LOL XD Gotta love mathfail. (Like dA's polls as of late.)
Heey, I actually recognized that name! that's cool! XD
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Pirate
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I'M YELLING
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Post by Pirate on Oct 20, 2010 10:50:59 GMT -5
Oh Joe Pasquale is such a dude!
My excuse for being late to music tech this morning:
Me: Sorry I'm late, we had the coach of doom this morning.
James (the teacher): Okay that's fine... Wait did you just say the coach of doom?
Me: ..And we had this crazy driver last night who nearly tipped the bus over going round a corner. I didn't even know that bus could DO the speed-limit, let alone break it.
Hannah: YOU STOLE MY BUS DRIVER!
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Post by GhostLiger on Oct 20, 2010 13:42:28 GMT -5
Electric, why the hell didn't you call me??
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 20, 2010 19:03:04 GMT -5
LOL Pirate. XD I like the "wait, did you just say the coach of doom?"
I just found this quote on my LJ looking for something I forgot. (Translation: I had a damn reason for going on there, but I forget what it was XD)
CopyPasta:
Okay so I had some really good cracks...
Two women, I'm assuming a mother/daughter group, came up and were arguing over who was going to pay when they came to my register, and it sounded so funny, mainly because one went, "No you can't" and the other "Yes I can."
So it sounded like this:
Daughter: No you can't.
Mother: Yes I can.
Daughter: No you can't.
Mother: Yes I can.
Me: Yes I can, yes I caaaan!
(Like the "Anything you can do, I can do better" song. XD)
Then a guy and his two girls were checking out for what seemed to be a party. He had more than ten monkey clapper candy things. XD So lots of them. One girl goes, "Why are there so many monkey things?"
I burst out, "Because someone's going bananas!" The girls laughed. XD I don't know if the dad got it. XD
ETA:
Fran gave me a porcelan doll head. She said, "Want a head? Want to GET a head?"
Me: "Hey, Paul, Fran's helping me get A-HEAD in life."
Fran: "I just wanted to give her a HEADS UP."
Me: "You know what they say. Two heads are better than one!"
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Oct 21, 2010 10:17:20 GMT -5
*groan* XD
Me: (whilst reading the latest dictat from the manager) "To all employee...hmmm...good to see his spelling is as good as his managerial ability..."
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 23, 2010 11:27:17 GMT -5
oh yes... My friend LN went to college and recently joined an anime club. When she posted on her dA journal that they were looking for a new series, this was my comment, broken up so it doesn't page-stretch.
ZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoids
ZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoids
ZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoidsZoids
:iconheheplz:
ETA: lol and now Pirate and I are going back and forth.
Pirate:
but not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzorsbut not fuzors
Me:
AgreedAgreedAgreedAgreedAgreedAgreedAgreedAgreedAgreedAgreed
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Pirate
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Post by Pirate on Oct 23, 2010 13:27:39 GMT -5
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Post by La Volpe on Oct 23, 2010 20:25:43 GMT -5
This morning's/afternoon's convo with Celtic/Wiki. I was talking about how Kmart is somewhat open 24hr's when the shopping centre closes at 5:30pm
{Deathy} says:
*ineed
*indeed*
*ineed huh... sounds like an apple product
{Wiki} says:
*Makes me think of a brat.
*But INEEEDIT
{Deathy} says:
*yesh
*an apple brat
{Wiki} says:
*LOL
*yep!
{Deathy} says:
*it costs a few thousand bucks
*with a 1 month life span (becausewesuckasapple)
*and you can beat it up every time it says iNeed *insert item here*
{Wiki} says:
*XD
{Deathy} says:
*and if it breaks, we can replace it with another totallycrappy iNeed product
{Wiki} says:
*yep
{Deathy} says:
*which then will proceed to explode in your face
*so it'd be a waste of thousand dollars (which we totally won't return to you)
*because we need all the money to grow our totallycrappy apple empire
**cue evil laughter here*
{Wiki} says:
*XD
*That is epic
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Post by GhostLiger on Oct 27, 2010 16:33:54 GMT -5
Steve Jobs: Introducing the new Apple iNeed! Because iNeed more money.
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Post by La Volpe on Oct 28, 2010 4:48:00 GMT -5
Steve Jobs: Introducing the new Apple iNeed! Because iNeed more money. ROFL XDD |
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Oct 30, 2010 9:09:36 GMT -5
Spoiler tagged for maturity. Me: Still, I think eight years is long enough before getting married, eh? I think it'll last.
Col: You know blowjobs stop when you get married.
Me: What?
Col: Yup, 'fraid so.
Me: Is there any compensation?
Col: Nope...
Me: Well, that sucks
Col: Well, it doesn't, that's the point.
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Pirate
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Post by Pirate on Oct 30, 2010 10:32:06 GMT -5
*which then will proceed to explode in your face Are you referring to what I think you're referring to? |
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Oct 30, 2010 12:30:04 GMT -5
Must...get...mind...out...of...gutter...
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Post by GhostLiger on Oct 30, 2010 12:35:01 GMT -5
Must...get...mind...out...of...gutter... BAD ELECTRIC! |
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Oct 30, 2010 14:03:06 GMT -5
Must...get...mind...out...of...gutter... BAD ELECTRIC! Bite me  ;D |
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