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Post by Daft Punksworth on Nov 11, 2010 10:38:30 GMT -5
LOL
Oh I had a couple of good ones yesterday. For the first time, I saw a dress-a-bear outfit come through my register with no bear to dress. It was an angel one so I was curious, so asked. The mom said one of her daughters had a 'disguise a turkey' and this was it's costume. I snickered and said, "So it won't be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? Ohnowait, it already WAS eaten for dinner!" She laughed hard, but the daughters were giving me THE EVIL EYE. They were not amused. XDD
Then I saw a Pizza sign that was half out so all you could see was "PIZZ" ... I turned to mom and said, "It's a dyslexic curseword!"
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Post by La Volpe on Nov 11, 2010 15:46:32 GMT -5
Love the second one. Was that someone I know? You've probably met him, the colleague that is, not Yamamoto...not unless you're fluent in Japanese and have a Ouija board.  Ouija Boards are dangerous XDD @celtic: Dyslexic swearword, lmao. That is good XD |
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Nov 11, 2010 17:54:04 GMT -5
Eeh, only as dangerous as you think they are. But enough of that.  |
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Post by La Volpe on Nov 13, 2010 0:37:15 GMT -5
Eeh, only as dangerous as you think they are. But enough of that. I can argue on that XD |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Nov 17, 2010 9:31:51 GMT -5
Me telling Amber what it was like to see the Tron Legacy trailer in Imax: Wiki: And that oh my god it was AWESOME Wiki: It was.... *scrounges* Yusu:  Wiki: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9szn1QQfas This exact trailer Yusu: *watches* Wiki: When the disney logo came up and I heard the slight hum, then the logo got digital, I started wriggling and mom whispered "Don't squeal." it was hard not to. The bass in that commercial + IMAX's amazing sound system and the graphics + huge fucking screen = ORGASM Wiki: IT WAS MAKING MY CHAIR VIBRATE. Some of the louder crashes even made the air in my chest vibrate! IT WAS LOVE AND ORGASM AND SUGAR AND SWEET SWEET SWEET AWESOMENESS AND OTHER THINGS THAT ARE GOOD. Yusu: LMAO your so funny Zoe Yusu: X3 its in IMAX 3d? Wiki: YESYESYESYESYESOMGYES Yusu: wow never seen imax 3d lol Wiki: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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Post by GhostLiger on Nov 17, 2010 13:53:41 GMT -5
When you like something, you really like something huh? XD
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Post by La Volpe on Nov 17, 2010 15:23:28 GMT -5
XD; That's how I am when I watch Narnia, during thet Griffons scene (I love Griffons |D )
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Post by Blaze on Nov 17, 2010 16:29:26 GMT -5
lol IMAX is so awesome and I really don't think it even needs 3D. It's immersing itself. Would absolutely LOVE to see Tron in IMAX, but alas, anything 3D makes me horribly motion sick. D:
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Post by Blaze on Nov 18, 2010 18:54:07 GMT -5
Ryan: "I'm not mean; I'm blunt - An insightful look into the life of a cynical realist"
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Post by GhostLiger on Nov 18, 2010 20:26:16 GMT -5
ROFL!
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Post by Pirate on Nov 21, 2010 13:49:07 GMT -5
My mate Smudge and I were discussing a hybrid cat/fox, which he has called the cox, anyway we got onto the subject of what the plural would be:
Smц∂gee says:
agreed
i hereby decree the plural form of Cox, be Cox!
Jenny says:
"look at those massive coxes over there" just sounds like I'm talking about apples
HURRAH
we should make this a national holiday
and call it "the day of the cox"
...although people may get mixed messages about that.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Nov 27, 2010 6:53:42 GMT -5
Me: *answers phone* Hello?
Caller: Hi, yes, I'm with the court house and wanted to go over some outstanding tickets...
Me: Tickets? *a bit unsure as my name was not asked*
Caller: Yes. Can I go over them with you?
Me: Sure...
Caller: There's a parking ticket from 2008 that's $32. Were you aware of this?
Me: No, I wasn't aware of any parking tickets.
Caller: Alright, there's more, may I continue?
Me: Sure.
Caller: There's also one more... it's for being too stupid to drive.
Me: PFF Hahahaha, that was a good one.
Caller: Yes, apparently you're so stupid you shouldn't even be on the road.
Me: I'd believe it! And how much's that one?
Caller: *has hung up*
Me: Awww, you shouldn't have hung up, that was great. XD
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Post by GhostLiger on Nov 27, 2010 11:27:31 GMT -5
Pirate: Oh Kami, quit breaking my brain XD @wiki: LOL I'll bet that was one amusing prank call XD
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Post by Pirate on Nov 27, 2010 12:18:28 GMT -5
@wiki Pffhahahah! That's better than the prank callers we get here, they just ring up, say nothing and hang up. Laaame.
One from today; me, Caroline, Owen and Laura were huddling outside a fish and chip shop eating chips because it was so damn cold!
Caroline: Owen move, you're blocking my view!
Owen: Why?
Caroline: I'm trying to look sad at the lady so she gives us free chips!
It did not work.
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Post by GhostLiger on Nov 28, 2010 14:27:12 GMT -5
Daaaaang... But it was worth the try right? |
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