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Post by Daft Punksworth on May 18, 2012 17:38:59 GMT -5
I'm still surprised I haven't seen it more than five times yet. XD
This is from me ranting about my day and typoing "Tourettes" as Turrets.
Gemma Andrews says
* Tourettes?
Celtor Hardaman says
* ... Turrets, woooow XD I knew it didn't look right
Gemma Andrews says
* XDD
Gemma Andrews says
* Best typo ever XD
Celtor Hardaman says
* Turrets. XD
* That is great. XD
* He's a BATTLESHIT
* oh
* my
* god
* I meant ship I MEANT SHIP
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Post by GhostLiger on May 19, 2012 14:45:31 GMT -5
That was a brilliant one XDD
Me: Is it alright if I go for break?
Chef: *Starts sharpening a knife*
Me: *Backs off* Sorry I asked!
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on May 19, 2012 14:49:56 GMT -5
See the abuse I have to put up with? v
Me:
Nunu just uploaded and downloaded (The cat just threw up and then did a crap)
Ghostie:
Oh dear o.o
Me:
At least both where on the paper (in the dirt/litter tray area)
*were
Ghostie:
There's that at least
Me:
There's just the smell
Mum has abandoned ship already XD
Ghostie:
And I'm safe over here
Me:
And I--dklffff
*dies*
Ghostie:
Don't die! There's a gas mask in the drawer.
Me:
There is?
You kept that hidden welL!
Ghostie:
No, but at least you'd die hopeful
Me:
You cruel bitch
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Post by GhostLiger on May 19, 2012 15:04:48 GMT -5
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on May 19, 2012 15:19:39 GMT -5
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Post by GhostLiger on May 19, 2012 15:22:51 GMT -5
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Post by Daft Punksworth on May 19, 2012 20:22:16 GMT -5
XDD
Oh, I got some from today, let me remember what they were...
Ah yes.
We have sliding shelves where we keep the tissue for wrapping glass at the registers... And someone always slams them too hard and dislocates them.
"I'm fixing mah DRAWERS" ... "OH GOD hur hur hur"
Then I saw an African American with that really tight-curly hair, most of it shaved away except for a mohawk, and the first thing I wondered was "When that grows out, will it be a Mo-fro?"
Then I had to put potting soil out before I worked on putting planters (pots) out.
Me: Hey, I'm doing the dirty work!
Larrissa: I thought you were going to be a pothead.
Me: OOH. That is GOOD, I'd give you a high five, but my hands are dirty. you beat me!
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Post by La Volpe on May 20, 2012 3:38:06 GMT -5
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Post by Daft Punksworth on May 22, 2012 23:31:16 GMT -5
Me just now...
This is my brain: Why do they only put baby food in glass bottles? Wouldn't plastic be cheaper?
This is my brain on medicine cocktail, sinus infection and low sleep: *blows nose* Oh that snot pattern looks like a birdie.
ETA: Another "brain on drug cocktail" moment. When taking a shower and staring at the water dripping down the drain.
"heeey, that looks like owl blinky eyes."
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Post by GhostLiger on May 23, 2012 7:04:27 GMT -5
This is my brain on medicine cocktail, sinus infection and low sleep: *blows nose* Oh that snot pattern looks like a birdie. Lovely... XD |
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Post by La Volpe on May 23, 2012 8:47:54 GMT -5
XD; That's just... bad. Hope you do recover quickly!
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Post by Daft Punksworth on May 29, 2012 14:42:46 GMT -5
Pirate says* also also * ghostliger.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=news&thread=902Wiki says* AGHAGHAGH * AGH * AGH * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa * AFL! MRLARGH! * Geo: You broke her * WK: TLARGHRT! Pirate says* ME TOO WIKI * ME TOO Wiki says* ARLGH NEED ... MONEY. NOW. YES. * Geo: OH! Look, there's actual words now! * Mewantthedeathsaurer one. AND AGH. LOOOK RIGNS. * Geo: *chuckles* Say uprising... * WK: UPSIRING! ... Pirate says* EHEHEHEH Wiki says* UPRISTING! * UPRISING! HA Pirate says* SUCCESS * PROVIDENCE * SO HAH Wiki says
* HAH!
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on May 30, 2012 19:23:47 GMT -5
Raptor: "Well, look at the Russian military, its tanks float and its ships sink. Perfect!"
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Post by La Volpe on May 31, 2012 4:34:36 GMT -5
XD what game was this in?
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on May 31, 2012 7:26:04 GMT -5
Wargame: European Escalation
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