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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 12, 2010 15:31:33 GMT -5
LOL XD
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Post by Blaze on Sept 12, 2010 20:49:19 GMT -5
At IHOP today: Dad: "I see they're excavating there behind Walmart. Wonder what they're going to put in." Me: "Another Walmart." Don't laugh, they probably will! With a Starbucks in it! I'm gonna guess a Sam's Club XD |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 13, 2010 21:01:15 GMT -5
During class today:
Teacher: The guys were really awesome (at the hospital) they offered to bring the CPR dummies over for us to practice on but I told them we didn't have time...
Classmate: I don't play with dolls.
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Post by La Volpe on Sept 14, 2010 0:50:18 GMT -5
lmao XD';
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Post by La Volpe on Sept 18, 2010 6:04:02 GMT -5
I now have a few new quotes...
New from tonight MSN session with a IRL friend...
Me:
*I think I'll wait for the DVD's
*get the subs
*tho I like cinemas because epicness always depends on their speakers too
*big boob= cinema vibration
*...
*boom*
*f@ck
Friend: LOL
And another from another night:
Me: *arrives at the front of a friend's house at 9:30pm, sees most lights are off and pulls out phone, calls friend*
Friend: Heeeey
Me: Uh hai, are you awake?
Friend: .... lol yes
Me: *facepalm* what a f@cking stupid question, of course you are. You can't even answer the phone if you're sleeping |:
Friend: lol
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Sept 18, 2010 6:39:07 GMT -5
Yesterday breakfast, Table One.
Me: Right, here's your tea and coffee
Guest1: I'm a tea
Guest2: I'm a coffee
Me: And I'm a waiter...or so they tell me.
Later at same table
Me: (carrying plate of Scrambled Egg, Tomatoes and Mushrooms) Ok, here's a Scrambled Egg, Baco-erm-Tomatoes and Mushrooms.
Guest1: I'm Scrambled.
Me: Me too...
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Post by La Volpe on Sept 18, 2010 8:17:01 GMT -5
rofl XD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 18, 2010 12:19:45 GMT -5
Oh man, those make me lol, both the big boob *snrk* and the scrambled/tea/waiter
Reminds me of the time I used to have eggs for breakfast, and whenever the wait-staff asked how I wanted my eggs done, I'd say "Scrambled, just like me."
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Post by GhostLiger on Sept 18, 2010 14:15:40 GMT -5
@deathy: Of course, the size it would be on the screen, it would cause vibrations if it jiggled XD
@electric: You're always scrambled!
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Post by La Volpe on Sept 18, 2010 15:29:03 GMT -5
Very funny XD I was talking about Tomorrow When the War Began film XD
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Post by Blaze on Sept 18, 2010 23:32:17 GMT -5
ROFL! I like the phone one XD
Today while hanging out with the usual friends while playing Smash Bros / Phantasy Star Portable (YAY!)
Mark: "So now what?"
Phil: "BOWLING"
Me: *quoting from the game* It's premature!"
Ryan: "Premature bowling?"
Phil: "At the roller rink!"
Me: "BANANA!"
Ryan: "Quack!"
Mark: "Premature bowling at the roller derby!?!"
Me: "What?"
Phil: "Well at least it's better than calico cat"
Mark: "You mean keyboard cat?"
Me: "BANANA!"
Ryan: "Quack!"
mark: "Oh f**king monomates!"
Ryan: *plays sound clip from Dragon Age* "SHINY!!!"
Mind you this is a normal conversation for us. I'm not sure when we started the banana quack thing... The whole day could be a quote, but too many to write so I figured this sums it up.
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Post by La Volpe on Sept 18, 2010 23:59:03 GMT -5
You guys are very funny XD Wish I had friends like that
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 19, 2010 12:40:26 GMT -5
ROFL Banana! Quack XD
Makes me think of the fruit fights I would get into. Most of the time it went
Me: Papaya!
Other person: Mango!
But Amber's mum was different. It was always
Me: Papaya!
Her: Pineapple!
Even to the point she once pulled a pineapple magnet off the refrigerator and went "Pineapplllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!" out of the blue. It made me lol and to this day, I still do that whenever I see a pineapple. (Best done with a high pitched voice.)
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Post by Blaze on Sept 19, 2010 19:47:08 GMT -5
LOL! I randomly say pineapple as a direction. "Go pineapple!" and point in two opposite directions.
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Post by Pirate on Sept 25, 2010 12:28:03 GMT -5
Some quotes from JCC today..
We'd lost some of our group around lunchtime and were wandering around looking for them.
Kieren: We've lost Alex and Pyramid Head.
Me: How the hell have we lost Pyramid Head?
There were a lot of Pyramid Head related quotes. We kept losing him D:
The on the way back...
Kieren: You can make words without consonants, like what?
Me: Rhythm
Dobby: Pygmy
Kieren: Oh yeah and xylapho- wait no.
Later on...
Kieren: But y is a vowel, isn't it?
Me and Dobby: No.
Kieren: Yes it is.
Dobby: No it's really not.
Kieren: Isn't it a french vowel?
Me: What the hell is a french vowel?
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