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Post by La Volpe on Jun 5, 2013 13:41:09 GMT -5
This was during a skype group chat, some people started talking randomly about weed. Then this happened.
[11:51:43 PM] Mojo: I think weed...
[11:51:49 PM] Era'Kanath: sounds like a plaaaaan
Then tonight, the chat went pervy for a while. And this happened, Ranger was out of sync with the chat.
[10:24:07 PM] Cyric Fionn: ? •?•? it's buttsecks tiem
[10:24:08 PM] Ranger: Oh well yes, of course
Skype is fun when it's out of sync. Because funny shit happens xD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 5, 2013 14:42:50 GMT -5
Lol yes. out of synch always makes things hilarious. XD
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Post by La Volpe on Jun 6, 2013 10:23:22 GMT -5
Yeah xD It gets better if some chatters gets a little pervy like my earlier example xD
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Post by La Volpe on Jun 9, 2013 8:17:53 GMT -5
[11:09:18 PM] Pepuso: Yea but I shouldn't have to goto the rubbers the rubbers should come to me
[11:09:33 PM] Bathos: theyre inanimate X3
[11:10:36 PM] Pepuso: ;-; Well they should be robots in fact that's the next things the Japanese need to create a robot rubber!
[11:10:41 PM] Phantomsabre ?(??´)?: xD
[11:10:56 PM] Phantomsabre ?(??´)?: inb4 it develops a mind of its own and erases you
[11:10:59 PM] Bathos: it teabags the page for you
[11:11:03 PM] Phantomsabre ?(??´)?: XDDDD
[11:11:16 PM] Pepuso: That's the Idea of it.
[11:12:02 PM] Bathos: then they develop intelligence and overthrow and enslave the human race
[11:12:35 PM] Flare Winterwolf: we do what they say or they erase us xD
[11:12:47 PM] LazyGreg: I for one welcome our new eraser overlords
[11:12:51 PM] Bathos: D:
[11:13:00 PM] Bathos: TRAITOR
[11:13:01 PM] Pepuso: That's when we make robot pencils! and then repeat the cycle until we robotized everything!
[11:13:54 PM] Bathos: WE MUST LEAD A REBELLION MY BRETHEREN! AGAINST THESE RUBBERY FEINDS!
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Jun 27, 2013 18:36:05 GMT -5
Meanwhile whilst playing Crusader Kings II
Raptor: Hunter, your concubine is defective, her head fell off.
Me: It didn't roll under the sofa did it? It's a bastard to get it back from under there
Hunter: Don't look at me, I don't do refunds
Raptor: But it was broken
Hunter: Warranty expired
Me: Raptor broke the seal so the warranty expired.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jul 6, 2013 22:44:10 GMT -5
I got a book from my grandma's church giving away old books. "Recent Archaeology in the Land of Israel" (haha, the book is published in 1985). I flipped through. I saw this:  And burst out laughing. Mom stared at me. Me: You know what planking is, right? Mom: Yea? Me: *shows her the picture* Israel was planking before it was cool. |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Aug 12, 2013 19:38:14 GMT -5
Did I ever mention what Evan did? No?
Then let me.
(PS: This Evan is a girl. IDKY)
Evan was speaking to a customer.
Evan: Are you Amish?
Customer: Yes, from Indiana.
Evan: Really? Have you seen Amish Mafia.
Me: *krf,koff*
Customer: No... No I haven't.
Me: *koff, trying not to die laughing*
Customer leaves.
Me: Did you really just ask an Amish if she watched Amish Mafia? *slight grin*
Evan: Well yea. People have asked me if I've seen Housewives Atlanta.
Me: You asked an AMISH... if she watched TELEVISION. *smirk*
Evan: Well yea.
Me: *snickers* AMISH DON'T USE ELECTRICITY, EVAN. XDDD
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Quotations
Aug 28, 2013 22:04:37 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Daft Punksworth on Aug 28, 2013 22:04:37 GMT -5
Me trying to learn how to say Au Juis
Me: oh joo?
Laura: Ah jeu~
Me: ah Jew.
Laura: Ah. Jeu~
Me: *echoes* ah. Jeu~
*short pause*
Me and Laura at exact same time: *play sneeze* ah JEU! ... BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Quotations
Sept 10, 2013 2:46:14 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 10, 2013 2:46:14 GMT -5
Just now at 343 am, mom and I are at my aunts in Boone.
Mom: *snrr-sigh, shift, FRRRRRRRRRT*
Me: *giggle* good morning to you too.
Mom: wudjasay?
Ah early mornings.
Time to clunk again.
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Sept 14, 2013 18:41:45 GMT -5
Meanwhile in Civilization V, Raptor is struggling against the Dutch navy.
Raptor: I mean they have seventeen ships!!
Arclight: Seventeen small ships
Raptor: They're Galleasses, they're not small!
Me: Isn't it Galleai?
Raptor: No, the correct term is Goddammit!
Me: I stand corrected.
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Post by La Volpe on Sept 19, 2013 8:35:22 GMT -5
Ah good 'ol Raptor xD
Edit with a new quote-
My friends and I were discussing having an Anime night or two for the upcoming school holidays. Matt and I were the only ones in the chat who knew of Charlie the Unicorn (it's on youtube, cbf digging up a link). We both quoted like a second after each other.
Andre Valias: Okay, just wondering.
Andre Valias: Nevermind.
Andre Valias: It's official, you two don't know each other.
Andre Valias: Oh well.
Andre Valias: Now
Andre Valias: just for funzies
Andre Valias: to tally up the amount of Christians and non-believers
La Volpe [Sabre]: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER, SHUUUUN.
Matty: SHUUNNN THE NON BELIEVVVEERRRR
Matty: xDDDDD
La Volpe [Sabre]: ... xDDD
Andre Valias: o.o
Matty: wow
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Sept 21, 2013 9:32:29 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Ghostie is playing Kingdom Hearts 1, on the Jolly Roger and climbing random mast poles, which Sora climbs in an...interesting fashion.
Me: Stop humping the ship!
Ghostie: I can't help it, it's the way he...
Me: Wait...this is shipping!!
Ghostie: XD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 28, 2013 13:57:59 GMT -5
Customer: *calls out* ZIPPADEE DO DA!
Me and Kim: *look at each other*
Me: Zippadee day?
Customer: My therapist told me to sing that if I get mad because you can't sing it and be angry.
Me: I dunno I'd be like ZIPPIDEE DO DAH *clinched teeth*
Kim: My oh My Imma kill you today.
(later)
Me: shit-padee do da, shit-padee day, my oh my what a shittastic day. Plenty of fuckspots heading my way, shit pa de doo da SHIT PA DE FUUUCK.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Oct 1, 2013 0:04:32 GMT -5
It's a good thing Laura likes to hear my train of thought because she got a glorious example of it today.
I was explaining how Fivebrand's story had huge gaps in it, demonstrating said gaps by clapping my hands then spreading them apart.
Me: *after four or five clap-opens* see what I mean??? *claps several times to symbolize the time skips ... Claps more and barks like a seal.. Then* Seal goes ow ow ow. WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! *whistle, tch tch, (Mr Fox)*
Laura: *almost on the floor laughing*
Me: YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY TRAINS OF THOUGHT!!
Laura: That was pure gold!!
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Jan 27, 2014 15:42:04 GMT -5
So, the game is Victoria II, I'm playing as the US, Raptor is Sardinia-Piedmont and HunterICX is Japan. The situation is thus, it's 1861 and I have just declared war on Mexico to take California, the UK (who for some reason still unfathomable had declared war on me circa 1838 and taken Minnesota) takes offence at my declaration of war on Mexico and declares war on me, and then unexpectedly (because I thought I'd have to take Mexico for it) the US Civil War event fires. I choose the CSA and the USA goes to the AI. Me: I honestly never thought I'd wind up in a war with the UK and Mexico against the US! Me: It's like something out of a Harry Turtledove book! Raptor: Exactly like something out of a Harry Turtledove book!Meanwhile, the Russian Empire has been periodically declaring war on a small nation called Kokand, and every time it has done so its forces have been spotted invading Persia or some other nearby country but rarely actually Kokand itself. Thus every time Russia goes to war with Kokand we all expect their troops to wind up somewhere in Italy or South America. After the CSA loses the civil war (the odds were rather stacked against me, I had more territory [ahistorically] but the USA forces just kept beating my troops for some unknown reason so I ended the war early) I was booted out of the game and back to the menu screen which is thus:  HunterICX: Those guys on the boat look really lost Raptor: It's the Russian army, looking for Kokand, but somewhere in Central Africa |
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