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Post by GhostLiger on Mar 19, 2013 16:46:53 GMT -5
Co-worker: *Writes Carrott! on the whiteboard*
Me: You know there's only one T in carrot right?
Co-worker: That's how they wrote it on the paper *Tries to rub off the extra T and leaves a black smudge. Covers it with a second exclamation mark* Dramatic carrot.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Mar 19, 2013 20:24:58 GMT -5
Me: I'll be back.
Laura: Okay. I'll be Beethoven
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Post by GhostLiger on Mar 21, 2013 14:12:29 GMT -5
Me: I'll be back. Laura: Okay. I'll be Beethoven You totally need to buy her some doggie treats for her birthday. |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Mar 21, 2013 21:56:14 GMT -5
LOL XD Ghostie.
Darnit, I had some from yesterday but I forgot them.
(Was hanging out with Laura to be her designated whatever and we had fun.)
Though I tell you what, she is a steady, coherent drunk. I was SOBER and I couldn't speak as well as her. Hell, she could say MILLER LITE. I can hardly say Miller Lite and I've always been flippin' sober.
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Post by GhostLiger on Mar 22, 2013 4:19:46 GMT -5
Could be worse, coulda said Muller Light. That's a whole different edible entirely!
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Apr 20, 2013 8:12:25 GMT -5
I forgot about this. XD
My (lesbian) cousin was over and I was showing her stuff on my computer when I went past a picture of Demon Lord Ghirahim.
Her: oh~ who is that?
Me: oh him? He's ghirahim.
Her: he?
Me: yea
Her: you sure?
Me: pretty sure
Her: omigod I just turned bi for a moment.
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Post by GhostLiger on Apr 20, 2013 14:24:56 GMT -5
LOL! He'll do that XDD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Apr 29, 2013 22:13:41 GMT -5
Ajax, a dude I'm not too entirely keen on but I play nice with because aside of a slight beef that I hold on someone else's account, he's not that bad a guy, and has helped me on my many idle-recycled times, gain back what I had lost, can get a bit .... odd... in the public chat on Redwall.
(PS: ... gee, who am I? really, I don't know, couldn't possibly be named after one of my favourite zoid characters... and yes, I do have a Polta on Redwall too.)
+ Ajax pokes his head in. (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax looks around. (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco says, "YOU LIED. You said you weren't going to come on anymore! *le point accusingly but not serious at all... nah, I'm too tired to be serious*" (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax says, "Heh" (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco says, "Anymore today*" (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco says, "See? Not even awake enough to clarify." (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco headdesk (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax says, "I don't have time to stay, but I can spare a few minutes to make sure the world hasn't all gone to hell while I was asleep." (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco says, "That's very true. Everyone has time for 'don't go to hell while I'm gone world' measures." (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax has his zombie manual, admitedly I only know how to deal with an asteroid from Miachel Bay movies though. >.> Something about being stupid until your brain melts. (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax says, "oh, and lots of explosions" (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax explodes. (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco giggles. (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax says, "Well, I should go. Later! Stay safe all, don't let anyone in that is going "arrrgh" or singing a song about "just eating your brain"" (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco says, "Okay! Thanks for the warning!" (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax nods! (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax nibbles on Riverdale's brain before he goes. (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax pops off. (Group chat: Public)
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Post by Pirate on Apr 30, 2013 16:48:12 GMT -5
Hehe. Eating brains isn't unreasonable :'D
My friend Robbie being well.. Robbie at college today
Robbie: What size is your A1 map?
Me: Uh. A1? You answered your own question.
Robbie: No I mean what size is it. You know what I mean. Is it the same size as that card?
Me: I don't know, is that card A1?
Robbie: Yes I think so.
Me: Then I'm certain that my A1 map is the same size as your A1 card.
Other college silliness include Sarah telling me that I look like "a pirate who is trying really hard to be a pirate but is not very good at being a pirate."
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on May 2, 2013 9:34:19 GMT -5
Meanwhile on the beta of Wargame: Airland battle
*waiting for game to start*
player: (ingame) What country you are from?
Raptor: (on teamspeak) Somewhere that speaks better English than you
Arclight: (ingame) Netherlands
Raptor: (ingame) Israel
Me: (ingame) ALL HAIL BRITANNIA
player: (ingame) Quebec, Canada
otherplayer: (ingame) Minnesota
Me: (on teamspeak) Minnesota is a country now?
Raptor: (on teamspeak) Apparently
Me: (on teamspeak) Huh...the Federal Republic of Minnesota...
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Post by La Volpe on May 6, 2013 8:35:03 GMT -5
Meanwhile on the beta of Wargame: Airland battle *waiting for game to start* player: (ingame) What country you are from? Raptor: (on teamspeak) Somewhere that speaks better English than you Arclight: (ingame) Netherlands Raptor: (ingame) Israel Me: (ingame) ALL HAIL BRITANNIA player: (ingame) Quebec, Canada otherplayer: (ingame) Minnesota Me: (on teamspeak) Minnesota is a country now? Raptor: (on teamspeak) Apparently Me: (on teamspeak) Huh...the Federal Republic of Minnesota... Lemme know how the game is, considering getting this at some point. |
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on May 7, 2013 7:32:15 GMT -5
Meanwhile on the beta of Wargame: Airland battle *waiting for game to start* player: (ingame) What country you are from? Raptor: (on teamspeak) Somewhere that speaks better English than you Arclight: (ingame) Netherlands Raptor: (ingame) Israel Me: (ingame) ALL HAIL BRITANNIA player: (ingame) Quebec, Canada otherplayer: (ingame) Minnesota Me: (on teamspeak) Minnesota is a country now? Raptor: (on teamspeak) Apparently Me: (on teamspeak) Huh...the Federal Republic of Minnesota... Lemme know how the game is, considering getting this at some point. It's good, very good. Have a look at some videos of it, and read through the threads on Subsim because it can be a little tricky to get into at the start, but once you get the hang of it, it's a lot of fun. |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on May 10, 2013 18:17:24 GMT -5
I am terrible, I don't know anything about my own country.
When Ajax asks what's in my brain, I answer honestly.
+ Ajax says, "Do you know why there is a West Virgina and regular Virgina at least?!" (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco says, "Without cheating and using google? No." (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax says, "That's an easy one!" (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax pokes Bianco's brain, "What do you keep in there?!" (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco says, "Does it got somethin to do with slave-states?" (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco says, "Two hundred and fifty four and a half characters." (Group chat: Public)
+ Ajax says, "Yes, Virgina/West Virgina has to do with the civil war." (Group chat: Public)
+ Bianco says, "Half because the great mute spirit hasn't got a name yet." (Group chat: Public)
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Post by GhostLiger on May 11, 2013 10:05:29 GMT -5
My friend Robbie being well.. Robbie at college today Robbie: What size is your A1 map? Me: Uh. A1? You answered your own question. Robbie: No I mean what size is it. You know what I mean. Is it the same size as that card? Me: I don't know, is that card A1? Robbie: Yes I think so. Me: Then I'm certain that my A1 map is the same size as your A1 card. *Boggles* |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 1, 2013 23:19:19 GMT -5
From literally just now.
FYI: it's past midnight so instinctively, we are whispering the entire time through.
Mom: can you.. I need.
Me: *FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Mom: Stop back talking!
Me: *gigglegigglegiggle* I didn't think it was going to be that loud honest!
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