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Post by La Volpe on Jan 8, 2013 19:34:50 GMT -5
That was sorta my reaction too when someone mentioned CS2 was "free", it'd be nice to have something that isn't cracked or something ._. (Apparently if you keep looking, you can still find the direct downloads or something, I'm yet to look anyway xD)
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jan 14, 2013 19:09:42 GMT -5
Me looking through a magazine with letter keychains.
"They have no Z! A B C D E. F G H ... J K? They don't even have I. L M N P ..R. S T ..V W ...Y. They would fail a traffic sobriety test."
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jan 18, 2013 13:25:46 GMT -5
Gais gais gais seriously gais yesterday I almost died from stifling laughter. seriously gais, listen to this, this really happened, I couldn't believe it, and since it's some old fart, he wouldn't have understood why I was laughing my head off...
Old man: *comes to my register* Hello, how are you today, fellow American?
Me: *habitual response* I am well, and how are you?
Him: I am good, it's a beautiful day in America.
Me: *mouthtwitch* A bit chilly.
Him: That's alright.
Me: *finishes ringing him out* It's (total).
Him: *hands money* Thank you, have a good day in America.
Me: *makes funny face trying not to laugh at him as he walks away.*
SERIOUSLY THAT HAPPENED, I MET AN OLD TAS BANDIT KEITH! SERIOUSLY I DID IN AMERICA.
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Post by GhostLiger on Jan 18, 2013 14:47:16 GMT -5
ROFLMAO! So that's where he ended up when he retired.
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Post by Pirate on Jan 21, 2013 15:17:00 GMT -5
I have this friend who REALLY likes The Legend of Zelda, so I wind him up by making loads of bad Ocarina of Time puns at him. This is from Transformice, so I'm Lunimouse c:
[Lunimouse]: Insan
[Insanitincan]: Wot
[Lunimouse]: why does Link have so much small change?
[Insanitincan]: q.q
[Lunimouse]: Because he plays the Ocarina of Dime
[Insanitincan]: Luni stap
[Insanitincan]: Luni pls no
[Lunimouse]: ALTERNATIVELY
[Lunimouse]: why does Link like Swedish chocolate so much?
[Nepquius]: why
[Lunimouse]: Because he plays the Ocarina of DAIM BAR
[Insanitincan]: He's an alcoholic
[Lunimouse]: No he's an alcoholic because he plays the ocarina of vodka and lime
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jan 26, 2013 22:27:23 GMT -5
I was telling a friend about arguing with characters, which turned into a story of why my Genobreaker is named "Tulip" which then turned into this:
I picture him trying to pick his namesake. (And when, in the anime, the zoid is 13 meters tall, it leads to a very funny mental image. BIG GIANT "DEATH" MACHINE, tenderly picking an itty bitty little tulip. XD Oh lord. Don't touch his garden, he'll CPC you. "GIT OFFA MY TULIPS! *BLARGH*" XD oh dear, now I'm amusing myself.)
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Feb 8, 2013 9:29:17 GMT -5
Guys. The Weather Channel is "Tracking Nemo". Tell me I'm not te only one giggling at that. XD
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Post by GhostLiger on Feb 8, 2013 16:29:06 GMT -5
So they've found him and now they're tracking him? What is he? The leader of some underwater crime gang?
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Post by GhostLiger on Feb 23, 2013 17:29:26 GMT -5
"Turn that door alarm off it's driving us all mad out here!" orders the only person in the room with the keys to do so.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Mar 3, 2013 23:24:13 GMT -5
Me: and currently I am in labor. A new character is wanting to be made but he is NOT cooperating.
Me: How do you like that wording? XDD
Friend: XD
Friend: True that
Me: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH fuck tellme who you are. PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH are you a human or something else?? PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH COME ON COOPERATE.
Friend: Sadly, I know the feeling
Friend: PUUUUUUSH
Friend: AND DON'T FORGET TO BREATHE
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *INHAAAAAAALE*
Friend: OXYGEN INTAAAAAKKKEEE
Friend: CAPS ABUUUUUSE
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Mar 5, 2013 18:14:10 GMT -5
I always go to the restroom before I work so I don't interrupt work with nature's call. Yesterday was funny. There was a little kid next to me in the stall with his mother, obviously getting potty training, and he was just talking away to her.
Kid: Peanuts peanuts peanuts. I like peanuts. Do you, mama?
Mom: Yea...
Kid: Peanuts peanuts... Bye bye, peanuts!
*toilet flushes*
Me: ... *snsdklrsglj, trying not to burst out laughing*
Then I showed Johnny my necklace that my aunt made for me.
Him: That's nice, is it weed?
Me: BFAHAHAHAHA. What's on your mind? You need to take a break. SWFFFFFF.
Him: I meant hemp, I meant hemp!
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Mar 14, 2013 11:20:36 GMT -5
 "I accidentally spilled my coffee. My pewter Titanic was in a sea of it. Does that make it Sanka?" |
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Mar 15, 2013 7:28:56 GMT -5
Sometimes when me and Ghostie are lying in bed, we have deep and meaningful conversations... Me: *after tickling her once* You sound like something from Strike it Lucky or Strike it Rich as it became known. Her: It was originally Strike it Lucky Me: I know, that's what I said. Her: Oh... Me: Yeah, you sound like the 'Hot Spot' buzzer. ( www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3F8GdEGnZJI#t=408s) Her: *laughs* Me: Shame about what happened to Barrymore, I quite liked him ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Barrymore#Death_of_Stuart_Lubbock) Her: Yeah, but when something like that happens, your career careers off course Me: *laughter* *Short pause*Me: Do you think that Korean careers career off course? Her: Yeah Me: What about Korean carrier careers career off course? Her: ...yes Me: What about Korean Crustacean carriers careers careering off course? Her: ......yes Me: Do Korean Crustacean carriers careers career off course into a crater? Her: ....no Me: Oh... Her: They go into a crevasse instead Me: Aaah |
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Post by GhostLiger on Mar 17, 2013 9:00:51 GMT -5
*Holds several knives in her hands at the same time* Is this what they mean by multiple stab wounds?
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Post by GhostLiger on Mar 18, 2013 13:49:18 GMT -5
Chef: *Takes spoons out of the sauce in the sauce holders* Can't keep them in all the time, metal oxidizes or something.
Me: *Stares at metal sauce holders.*
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