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Post by Daft Punksworth on Dec 16, 2012 18:02:03 GMT -5
XD
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Post by La Volpe on Dec 17, 2012 2:15:33 GMT -5
Babies creeps me out when they stare xD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Dec 18, 2012 22:30:32 GMT -5
I pushed a box of chemicals (cleaning stuff) too far.
Margie: Stop taking my chemicals!
Me: Wait WHAT?! Stop taking your genitals?
Margie: CHEMICALS.
Me: Ohjeez.
THen later, I was wondering where to put a box of batteries.
Kim: Stick it in the back.
Me: KIM! I didn't know you were that kind of girl!
There were other things but I can't remember them right now.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Dec 20, 2012 21:53:10 GMT -5
I forgot about the pom!
So Margie's handwriting, while better than mine, has its mistakes. Her "Pom" doesn't connect the two humps of M very well.
"VO5 shampoo po...porn?! Does this say PORN? Oh, it's Pom! Like pomegranate. MARGIE, your pom looks really bad!"
So for the rest of the day every time I found the pomegranate shampoo, I went "HAIR PORN."
When the day starts off with hair porn, you can see why my brain was in the gutter for the other quotes.
ETA: one from yesterday.
Laura tried to use a toy sword as a bat and hit something to the reshop cart. And failed. Not for lack of hitting either. XD
"I hit it! You saw it, I hit it! You're a bad sword. Exali-durr."
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Post by GhostLiger on Dec 27, 2012 6:56:17 GMT -5
Hair porn, for if your hair is too flat.
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Post by Pirate on Dec 27, 2012 7:14:35 GMT -5
"I hit it! You saw it, I hit it! You're a bad sword. Exali-durr." Exali-durr just made me think of this XD |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Dec 29, 2012 14:40:43 GMT -5
How did I MISS THIS?! I'm showing it to Laura now. XD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Dec 29, 2012 21:13:24 GMT -5
Me talking to mom about measurements:
I knew quart was four into something but I couldn't remember if it was gallon or liter. Well it couldn't have been liter, that's a different measure... Unit measure... Measure of unit measure unit... Unit measuring... Wait. UNIT....
Mom: of measurement.
Me: YES THANK YOU. Gah...
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Post by GhostLiger on Dec 30, 2012 6:39:07 GMT -5
XDD
Got a quote from the opticians the other day when I went to pick up my glasses
Me: *Watches him adjust the length of the parts that go over your ear* Oh, I can see now why you wanted me to come in myself rather than send my husband to pick them up.
Optician: Yep, we need your head... I'm sure there's a lot of husbands who'd gladly bring in their wives heads, especially during the Christmas season. I'd like to bring in my Mother-in-Law's head.
Me :LOL!
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Post by La Volpe on Dec 30, 2012 7:21:58 GMT -5
xD That's hilarious.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Dec 30, 2012 23:07:29 GMT -5
Oh gosh, Ghostie, that's hilarious XD
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jan 1, 2013 23:45:38 GMT -5
This really happened at work, it made me laugh. XD
A couple come through my line.
Woman: I want tacos.
Me: would you like a bag for your three liter?
Her: yes. I want tacos.
Man: okay. Look they have pregnancy tests
Her: get two. I want tacos
Man: they aren't accurate.
Her: yes they is! Get two! I want tacos.
Man: *gets two reluctantly*
Her: I want tacos. I'm gonna keep sayin it til I get them. I want tacos!
Man: you can go across the street to El Gurada's. el Gazpacho's.
me: there's a La Fogata's across the street.
Him: yea I was sayin that, La Gurido's.
her: there ain't no Taco Bells anymore?
Me: there's a Taco KFC... KFC.. Taco Bell combo that way.
Her: I want tacos!
So they leave and Andy (District Manager) comes out of the office.
Andy: Did she want tacos? Good grief. Was she drunk?
Me: I dunno they got pregnancy tests so I wonder if she's pregnant and that's her craving.
Andy: I hope she gets some tacos.
Johnny: yea for real.
So when Andy left, I said "Don't forget to get tacos!" And he laughed. XD
ETA: Autocorrect strikes on Facebook:
Me: Looks like map ain't shot scribble.
Me: MSPaint shit scribble! Gah. Autocorrect
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Post by GhostLiger on Jan 2, 2013 15:09:40 GMT -5
Somebody wants tacos?
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Post by Pirate on Jan 2, 2013 15:18:23 GMT -5
I think I've only ever had tacos once...
Quick one from msn!
[20:15:13] Sheut Ujat says:
Du dum
[20:15:15] Sheut Ujat says:
du dum....
[20:15:21] Sheut Ujat says:
Dudududududududududududududududud DADAAAAAAAA *glomp*
[20:15:40] MurePirates says:
God damnit
[20:16:04] MurePirates says:
I knew I shouldn't have gone surfing in Wiki-infested netspace.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jan 7, 2013 16:11:34 GMT -5
Aywas news article:
To Aywas:
FREE FREE DID YOU SAY FREE.
(Sorry for capslock abuse, I have been wanting this for YEARS NOW and it FREE AGH.)
I'm not going to be coherent for the next three hours. THANK YOU.
To Ghostie:
FREE FREE DID YOU SAY FREE DID YOU SAY FREE ARE YOU SURE IT IS FREE WHAT WHAT
FREE FREE FREE DID THEY SAY FREE THE SITE IS DOWN I CAN'T BE SURE IS IT FREE REALLY FREE DO YOU MEAN I AM ABLE TO GET A LEGIT FORM FREE WHAT WHAT WHAT REALLY FREE
To other friend, in middle of RP:
Me:
(FREE FREE FREE WHAT FREE *chases totally random rabbit trail* JUST A MINJUTE I NEED TO READ THIS WHAT.)
Her:
(o.o)
Me:
(FREE PHOTOSHOP WHAT WHAT AGH. Sorry. SORRY. sorry. The site is flooded right now, but FREE PS AGH WHAT ... sorry. I've been wanting a legit copy for YEARS now. FREE what.)
(And that sounds good. Sorry. XD; )
Her:
(oh o.o ok. XD)
Edit: It was a LIE. Of course it was a lie. DX Oh well, my reactions were still funny. XD
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