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Post by Pirate on Jun 20, 2010 16:32:42 GMT -5
Oh jeez! I think I vaguely remember that, or at least remember seeing a McDonald's bumbag lying around the house at some time!
And I just remembered another funny comment from today, there were a load of 75 mile cyclists sat behind me and Beth at one point and they were having a chat about all sorts of things, there was one part in particular that I overheard though. Cyclist 1 was from Somerset, so his accent made it even funnier (anyone from Somerset, don't be offended, your accent is dead good!)
Cyclist 1: Would you ever pee in a wetsuit?
Cyclist 2: What, why?
Cyclist 1: Because there are two types of people in the world, those that would pee in a wetsuit and bloody liars!
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Post by La Volpe on Jun 20, 2010 19:02:13 GMT -5
Awwh don't jump Pluto! Its not worth it, you'll just get pulled back into orbit by the sun's gravity anyway! Me, my sister and my dad did the Great Notts Bike Ride today, and we'd finished and were waiting for dad (he'd done the 50mile ride, we did the 18mile one) and we saw a kid with a bumbag on. UK-English/American English jokes ensued. Me: That kid has a Bumbag, that's so 90s Beth: *putting on an American accent* Don't you mean a fanny pack? Me: Isn't that called a uterus? ROFL that's funny XD |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 22, 2010 20:28:34 GMT -5
Random bumper sticker I saw today:
"Watch out for invisible cows."
WTF
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Post by La Volpe on Jun 22, 2010 23:56:27 GMT -5
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Post by Pirate on Jun 23, 2010 2:46:24 GMT -5
....OH MY GOD.
When I was about 6 we were coming back from one of the 5,000,000 trips to Wales we have each year, aaanyway, we were driving through Stoke (which is a really weird place) and went past this roundabout into the nearby Tesco to stop for something to eat, it was really late and dark. ANYWAY just as we went past this roundabout I shouted "THERE'S A COW ON THE ROUNDABOUT!" and because it was a six-year-old, with an extremely active imagination nobody paid much attention, but this time my mum looks out the window and goes, "There is! There's a cow on the roundabout". So we stop for some food, my dad and my sister call me and mum stupid but I'm going "you just couldn't see it because it was black!". We finish eating, go past the roundabout again and THERE IT IS a black cow on the roundabout in the middle of Stoke munching on begonias.
INVISIBLE COWS.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 23, 2010 11:32:53 GMT -5
ROFLMFAO XD
Just found a weird text message... XD
"*notices flaps over the gundam's buttcheeks* It's a fartguard!"
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jul 11, 2010 19:06:06 GMT -5
This is actually from a show, but it cracks me up every time...
Jasper is apparently working on an art project for school and comes in with toilet seats for it... and gets startled by some noises, then finds his cousin ... or ... brother? I forget, Henry...
Henry: Oh hi...
Jasper: "Oh Hi"? You just scared the --! well you know what you scared out of me.
Henry: Good thing you have the toilets handy.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jul 12, 2010 17:55:50 GMT -5
I had a funny quote from a customer today. XD
Me: How are you?
Customer: Fine... *sigh* Another day, another .. oh... fifty cents.
Me: Fifty cents? Is that because of the recession?
Customer: Yep, you got it.
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Post by GhostLiger on Jul 14, 2010 15:51:52 GMT -5
Rofl, at least there's some good ones amongst the bad XD
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Post by Pirate on Jul 20, 2010 6:26:03 GMT -5
Paris led to many, many funny quotes, mainly from (sorry guys) American tourists.
In the Mussée D'Orsay, there were loads of classic sculptures and there was a woman walking around with her son. Anyway, they come to this sculpture of Venus, I think, and the kid goes,
"MOM!! SHE'S GOT HER BOOBS OUT!"
Really loudly so the entire museum could here :'D
In the same gallery there was an English woman with her daughter, and the daughter whispered something to her and the woman said,
"That's right darling, there are no naked people in this room"
There was another bunch of American guys on the metro who were just shouting at each other and laughing;
"NEW JERSEY!!"
"NOOO NOT NEW JERSEY!"
"NOOOO"
"NEW JERSEY?"
"NOOOO"
There were funnier ones but I can't remember them right now D:
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jul 20, 2010 9:38:45 GMT -5
I had a customer yesterday that I was in Music Appreciation class with, so I knew already she was "special" and could ask the same question for 40 minutes. So when she put a loaf of bread on the counter and asked "Some of the bread has a sticker that says 1.99, is it still a dollar?" I almost died... This is how it went:
Me: Yes, it's still a dollar.
Her: Even though the sticker says 1.99?
Me: Yes, it's still a dollar.
Her: So it's a dollar even though the sticker says 1.99?
Me: Yes.
Her: It's a dollar even though the sticker says 1.99?
Me: .... *inhale* It's a dollar it's a dollar it's a dollar it's a dollar it's a dollar it's a dollar it's a dollar.... I think I answered the next 20 questions.
. . .
Her: Did you just say you answered the next 20 questions?
Me: *facepalm*
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Post by La Volpe on Jul 21, 2010 19:35:03 GMT -5
XD; that's hilarious
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Post by GhostLiger on Jul 24, 2010 13:44:44 GMT -5
Lol,if someone says it's cheaper than the listed price, don't ask, just grab it!!
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jul 25, 2010 13:05:24 GMT -5
At KMart today:
Cashier: So how do you say "good morning" in Russian?
Russian Exchange Student: *says it*
Cashier: Oh goodness... Do...Dordish?
Russian: *says it again*
Cashier: Oh god no, that's too many syllables! Americans can only manage 3 or 4 syllables in the morning.
Me: That's why we say "Good morning" and not "And I hope you are having a most excellent morning of this splendid day!"
Man behind me: I only know one word in Russian. I think it's a bad word. *says it*
Russian exchange student: *blushes and starts laughing*
Man: Yep, it's a bad word.
Cashier: You got him to blush! What on earth did you say? What did he say??
Russian exchange student: *just laughs, must've been too embarrassed to say*
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Post by La Volpe on Jul 25, 2010 23:43:18 GMT -5
At KMart today: Cashier: So how do you say "good morning" in Russian? Russian Exchange Student: *says it* Cashier: Oh goodness... Do...Dordish? Russian: *says it again* Cashier: Oh god no, that's too many syllables! Americans can only manage 3 or 4 syllables in the morning. Me: That's why we say "Good morning" and not "And I hope you are having a most excellent morning of this splendid day!" Man behind me: I only know one word in Russian. I think it's a bad word. *says it* Russian exchange student: *blushes and starts laughing* Man: Yep, it's a bad word. Cashier: You got him to blush! What on earth did you say? What did he say?? Russian exchange student: *just laughs, must've been too embarrassed to say* LOL XD so funny It's Доброе утро (do-bra-ye oo-tra), I do believe XD *pokespokes Electric* |
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