Madiba127
King Liger
By The tip Of The Blade
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Post by Madiba127 on Jun 22, 2012 3:10:47 GMT -5
lol and so close until it failed
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 22, 2012 22:07:36 GMT -5
Forgot to mention when I went to the bank yesterday...
It is summer here. On the beach. Hot as hell. Stupid fucks at Dollar Tree redid the dress code so I gotta fucking wear long pants even if it's 80+ F outside and we have ONE (out of six) working airconditioning unit.
But the bank has a Keurig coffee maker...
Me: *walks in, spies the Keurig, considers* ... I think it's too hot for coffee.
Teller1: You can make a cup, she's still working on the change order.
Me: *eyeing the Keurig*
Teller2: I'll have it ready in a hot minute.
Me: ... Speaking of hot minutes, I'm making a coffee.
Teller1: I just made one before you came so I know what you mean.
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 23, 2012 20:36:06 GMT -5
Okay, so I hate having to try to steal the flame from Silvermoon. NO FLYING MOUNTS IN EVERSONG. After failing once, I decided to hop on my bloodelf Onyxien and take a few practice runs (sort of, more like finding the least-guarded path), and was talking to a friend while doing so.
This is the crap I come up with:
Me: Onyx: ... NISH! You left your skeleton here!
Friend: O.o
Me: Nish: Talk about spineless. Onyx: No kidding.
Me: *after seeing the capital fire crowded with skeletons.* Looks like I'm not the only Ally. The bonfire is LITTERED WITH THE SKELETONS OF OUR ENEMIES. ... Uhm... I mean.... Hello.
Friend: lol
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 25, 2012 20:27:27 GMT -5
So now apparently I'm the only one using this thread. That or I'm the only one with good quotes lately. XD
I can tell things are going to be interesting when I get old. How? Because I'm my grandma's granddaughter.
Grandma: I have honey-mustard-ketchup if anyone wants honey-mustard-ketchup.
Me: *snerk*
Mom: *giggle* Honey-mustard-ketchup?
Grandma: You know what I meant!
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Post by GhostLiger on Jun 26, 2012 13:37:30 GMT -5
So now apparently I'm the only one using this thread. That or I'm the only one with good quotes lately. XD I get good quotes then I forget them TT_TT I hate coffee machines. They never get my hot chocolate right. Hey, you should patent Honey Mustard Ketchup. You could start a new trend |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 26, 2012 18:09:50 GMT -5
Hah. XD
Oh, today was truck day. XD
However, we had to shout and hollar at the AC peeps because they put their van in the way of the truck... then I started going, "AC men are gits because they put their shits in our waaaaay."
Then Laura went "I can't do this so I will ask you.... Can you touch your toes and spell run?"
So I did.
DON'T DO IT. XD "Are you in?"
Then ... there were two other quotes but I can't remember them. Rats. Oh well. At least I warned you guys about 'run'. XD
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Post by GhostLiger on Jun 28, 2012 5:49:06 GMT -5
Took me a moment to get that
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 28, 2012 19:09:05 GMT -5
You and me both, she was laughing her head off at me and I'm just like "o.o?" She had to explain it to me.
That's worse than that kid joke of "Say 'Can I' and then spell cup." I fell for that twice before I started playing mega stupid and going "Can I and then spell cup." ("Can I C U P." Sounds like "Can I See you pee")
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jun 28, 2012 19:34:02 GMT -5
I can tell my name is getting popular. XD
Yesterday on Figure It Out:
"And if you get slimed, ZOOEE is getting a PRIIIZE."
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOO! WHEEEEW!
Obviously *I* didn't get the prize. XD
Then today on Total Drama, Revenge of the Island:
"Zoe? Wait... Where's Zoe? Zoe!? ZOE!??! ZOOOEEE?!! ZZOOOEEEEE??!!!"
Me: WHAAT?!!!
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Post by GhostLiger on Jun 29, 2012 8:51:51 GMT -5
LOLOICAQ, I82QB4IP
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Jun 29, 2012 8:58:08 GMT -5
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Jul 1, 2012 8:34:04 GMT -5
Back in our game of Civ V, drawing to a close and Hunter, Raptor, Task Force and Arclight have all gone to war with each other, nuclear weapons are flying and the game has gotten more laggy than it already was.
Arclight: "I can't do anything because of the lag!"
Task Force: "Me neither!"
Raptor: "This is why they didn't want World War Three to happen, the lag would have destroyed the world!"
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Jul 1, 2012 12:18:46 GMT -5
Lag WILL be the end of us. XD
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Post by La Volpe on Jul 2, 2012 8:59:29 GMT -5
Back in our game of Civ V, drawing to a close and Hunter, Raptor, Task Force and Arclight have all gone to war with each other, nuclear weapons are flying and the game has gotten more laggy than it already was. Arclight: "I can't do anything because of the lag!" Task Force: "Me neither!" Raptor: "This is why they didn't want World War Three to happen, the lag would have destroyed the world!" The lag would have caused my computer to go into Fission XD Gotta love everything Raptor says XD |
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Post by GhostLiger on Jul 2, 2012 13:53:19 GMT -5
Beware the lag!
Not long come back from picking up our order from the Chinese takeaway where their credit card reader is broken.
Electric: Is the phone system down?
Me: Course it's not, we phoned them!
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