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Post by Pirate on Dec 6, 2010 16:17:43 GMT -5
Random music tech kid: "JAMES. Don't you think macs sound like retarded kids when they turn on?"
James: "..I don't know what you mean."
Random Music tech kid: "DUUUUUNN. It sounds really retarded."
Random Music Tech kid is in the year above me and always wears pink glasses. I'm not even kidding.
Also, if you have never turned a mac on before, they really do sound retarded.
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Dec 6, 2010 16:22:39 GMT -5
Me: "I think Cantonese is also a regional dialect. A bit like the Osaka dialect."
Ghostie: "Or the Yorkshire dialect."
Me: "Yorkshire Dalek?"
Me: (in board Yorkshire accent) "EX-TAAAR-MIN-ATE T' PIT!"
Me: (in board Yorkshire accent) "EX-TAAAR-MIN-ATE T' MILL!"
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Dec 6, 2010 19:09:42 GMT -5
Hunter is flying with this aircraft marking:  Hunter: "After all, we're going up against the country who drinks beer made from potato and rice..." (Japan)Me: "Yeah, so if you crash, they can experience real beer." Schroeder (a German): "It always makes me laugh when a Brit talks about real beer." Me: "Shut it..."  |
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Post by La Volpe on Dec 7, 2010 0:24:31 GMT -5
Oh god XD I really need to get my IL2 reinstalled and get working with my flying skills XD
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Post by GhostLiger on Dec 7, 2010 15:21:42 GMT -5
Well they had a German Dalek XD
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Post by Pirate on Dec 8, 2010 14:55:52 GMT -5
Well they had a German Dalek XD Extermenargun! |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Dec 12, 2010 19:47:06 GMT -5
I have this habit... When I burp, I will proclaim what my burps taste like... "*burp* ... Mm, Tuna."
Earlier today I was feeling unwell... and this happened. XD
Me: *burp* Oh god it tastes like chicken! Not in the good way either! It's angry chicken!
Mom: Angry chicken?!
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Post by GhostLiger on Dec 13, 2010 15:08:35 GMT -5
Nothing worse than angry chicken!
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Post by Blaze on Dec 14, 2010 18:59:07 GMT -5
LOL! Macs seriously do sound retarded when they boot up XD
"Angry chicken"... X3
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Post by Pirate on Dec 16, 2010 14:17:18 GMT -5
New one from yesterday. My mate Jacob was telling me about when he came out as gay to another friend Jason. I will warn you beforehand that Jason is incredibly daft.
Jacob: Jason, I'm gay.
Jason: Really?! Oh.... Will you be getting an operation?
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Post by GhostLiger on Dec 16, 2010 15:55:50 GMT -5
o.o Interesting response.. did he get gay mixed up with transgender?
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Post by Pirate on Dec 16, 2010 16:47:26 GMT -5
Apparently so! HOW he got those mixed up is an entirely different matter...
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Dec 17, 2010 12:30:25 GMT -5
I'm at Amber's... So yea, we get weird. XD
Me: *as Amber looks at my ZiPod* Yea, I organized it.
Amber: A lot...
Jimmy: I know there's a bone in there somewhere... *cutting ham*
Me/Amber: *crack up*
Me: I organized it, there's a bone in there somewhere!
Amber: Papaya
Me: Chimichanga.
Jimmy: That's what we call non sequitur.
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Post by GhostLiger on Dec 17, 2010 18:15:33 GMT -5
But wait, if you only know it's in there somewhere surely that means you don't actually know where it is and are in fact not organized at all!
.........
*Brain explodes*
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Post by Pirate on Dec 19, 2010 15:17:15 GMT -5
Oh you guys XD
Stolen from a friend's facebook:
"Connor-Mum ya things ready.
Mum-What?
Connor- the spinny thing
Mum- you mean the washing machine"
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