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Post by GhostLiger on Aug 9, 2012 14:02:26 GMT -5
I didn't say silly, I said wank  Did you? Fair enough XD |
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Post by La Volpe on Aug 9, 2012 20:45:03 GMT -5
XDD
I was at work and since we now have another clipper so work was a bit tight but was good fun. Anyway, I had to wash a dog and hand it to the new clipper to dry so I can wash another dog.
After finishing rinsing it, I wrapped the dog up in a towel so it wouldn't drip all over the floor and handed it to the co-worker, she'd say "I got a little bundle of joy!"
Wish I could keep my phone on me because some of the dogs getting washed are priceless... but water does get everywhere if I'm dealing with larger dogs XD
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Post by GhostLiger on Aug 11, 2012 14:05:07 GMT -5
Dogs do like to shower people XD Mum: (Talking about a word association game on a forum she visits) This guy's put clamp. All I can think of is "Nipple" Me:  Mum: Think I've been reading too much Fifty Shades. |
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Aug 11, 2012 17:16:46 GMT -5
Dogs do like to shower people XD Mum: (Talking about a word association game on a forum she visits) This guy's put clamp. All I can think of is "Nipple" Me: Mum: Think I've been reading too much Fifty Shades. Deathy arrival in five...four...three... |
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Post by kane on Aug 11, 2012 18:25:49 GMT -5
Dogs do like to shower people XD This guy's put clamp. All I can think of is "Nipple" 0_o ... o_0 ... -_- ... why?!?! -Kane |
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Post by La Volpe on Aug 11, 2012 18:34:18 GMT -5
Dogs do like to shower people XD Mum: (Talking about a word association game on a forum she visits) This guy's put clamp. All I can think of is "Nipple" Me: Mum: Think I've been reading too much Fifty Shades. Deathy arrival in five...four...three... *makes a dramatic arrival* Yes? You rang? I'd be interested in my friend's reaction to that book, she claimed she's gonna try and read it cos her (Catholic) mum said it was a good book. Also, I went past the $5 book shop (looots of good titles for just that much) and it was inevitable, they got 50 Shades Darker. |
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Post by kane on Aug 11, 2012 20:27:22 GMT -5
Deathy arrival in five...four...three... *makes a dramatic arrival* Yes? You rang? I'd be interested in my friend's reaction to that book, she claimed she's gonna try and read it cos her (Catholic) mum said it was a good book. Also, I went past the $5 book shop (looots of good titles for just that much) and it was inevitable, they got 50 Shades Darker. i'm assuming u're a fan then?  -Kane |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Aug 11, 2012 21:11:20 GMT -5
Customer had a "happy birthday" bag filled with goodies ..... and a plunger.
Me: *holds up plunger* Well this is a rather 'crappy' gift.
Customer: Hehe, well it's as a joke because he's going to college soon.
Me: So you're saying his life's gone 'down the drain'? Jeez, I'm sorry, I can't stop it.
Customer: That's alright, that was funny.
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Post by kane on Aug 11, 2012 22:21:06 GMT -5
*facepalm*
-Kane
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Post by La Volpe on Aug 12, 2012 7:17:19 GMT -5
*makes a dramatic arrival* Yes? You rang? I'd be interested in my friend's reaction to that book, she claimed she's gonna try and read it cos her (Catholic) mum said it was a good book. Also, I went past the $5 book shop (looots of good titles for just that much) and it was inevitable, they got 50 Shades Darker. i'm assuming u're a fan then? -Kane Hell no, lol. Not sure if I'd really read the book. Also the friend I spoke of, saw her today and she practically jumped all over me to read the book.... SIGH lol |
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Post by GhostLiger on Aug 12, 2012 17:25:59 GMT -5
Dogs do like to shower people XD This guy's put clamp. All I can think of is "Nipple" 0_o ... o_0 ... -_- ... why?!?! -Kane Iknorite? Mum never used to talk like that XD; Customer had a "happy birthday" bag filled with goodies ..... and a plunger. Me: *holds up plunger* Well this is a rather 'crappy' gift. Customer: Hehe, well it's as a joke because he's going to college soon. Me: So you're saying his life's gone 'down the drain'? Jeez, I'm sorry, I can't stop it. Customer: That's alright, that was funny. Good analogy XD |
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Post by kane on Aug 12, 2012 20:05:33 GMT -5
0_o ... o_0 ... -_- ... why?!?! -Kane Iknorite? Mum never used to talk like that XD; there's something wrong with that book... no one is embarrassed to talk about anything anymore! weird... -Kane |
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Post by GhostLiger on Aug 13, 2012 12:25:39 GMT -5
Iknorite? Mum never used to talk like that XD; there's something wrong with that book... no one is embarrassed to talk about anything anymore! weird... -Kane Well how about 50 Sheds of Grey? Much better XD |
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Post by La Volpe on Aug 14, 2012 5:48:29 GMT -5
That Shed twitter is brilliant. Going to #FF it to my followers XD How about 50 Shades of Gary? |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Aug 14, 2012 14:40:24 GMT -5
Iiiiit's truck daaay. (I really gotta log these things better.)
Laura: *to andrew* WHat other inks you got?
Andrew: Gotta finish this one on my arm, and i have one on the leg...
Me: This is my ink! *shows my tatt* (For those that don't remember, it's the backdraft insignia on my middle finger XD)
(We shout when pallets are coming so that the crew know and can get ready.)
Me: Bleach pallet!! BLEACH PALLET!!! BLEEEACH. YOOOOUSAAAAAY!!! CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!
Margie: What on earth are you talking about?
Me: eh, you gotta watch Yu Gi Oh the Abridged Series to understand it.
Then on facebook:
Jasmine: (after a lengthy story about her son being too lazy to go to the potty and take his diaper off to "pee") "Any advice for a baby that likes the convinience of a diaper?"
Adam: Put some cheerios in the toilet and have him sink them for a prize.
I was laughing so hard from that. XD
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