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Post by GhostLiger on Aug 15, 2012 14:27:41 GMT -5
That Shed twitter is brilliant. Going to #FF it to my followers XD How about 50 Shades of Gary? You got an extra stray h in the http. Fixed it XD Then on facebook: Jasmine: (after a lengthy story about her son being too lazy to go to the potty and take his diaper off to "pee") "Any advice for a baby that likes the convinience of a diaper?" Adam: Put some cheerios in the toilet and have him sink them for a prize. I was laughing so hard from that. XD ROFLMAO! That could work! |
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Aug 16, 2012 15:30:15 GMT -5
Raptor: "This Planetary Annihilation thing looks quite good."
Arclight: "Indeed, if it gets funded."
Me: "Oh, it'll get funded, I'm sure."
Raptor: "Well, it's had one day and it's already at $240,000."
Arclight: "Is it?!"
Me: "Wow...I wish I got $240,000 in one day."
Me: "I wonder if I could Kickstarter myself. Pay me $1000 and I'll get out of bed."
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Post by GhostLiger on Aug 16, 2012 15:46:12 GMT -5
And a further $1000 to make it afterwards XD
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Post by La Volpe on Aug 17, 2012 0:06:31 GMT -5
XDDD
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Post by Coffee Mix-Master on Aug 19, 2012 14:47:43 GMT -5
Ghostie: "Look, you don't have teleprothy..." Me: "Teleprosy? Is that when your brain drops off? I know quite a few people who have teleprosy..." Ghostie: "I have iiiit!" Me: "Me too for that matter...what's the time?" Ghostie: "Ugh." Me: "Ugh? There's no point in the twenty four hour clock called Ugh...actually, no there is...it's between 6am and 8am." Ghostie: *pulls out her phone to check the time*Me: "You better write down this quote to go on the forum." Ghostie: "Nah, we'll remember it." Me: "No we won't, we have teleprosy remember?!" Ghostie: *whilst riding a carousel horse* "My legs aren't used to being spread this wide..." Me: "  " Ghostie: "  " Ghostie and me: "  " Me: *After passing a small child banging a rock against the top of a concrete wall.* "Oh dear, they seem to be developing tools." Ghostie: "Next they'll be attempting to communicate in our language..."
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Aug 19, 2012 22:21:47 GMT -5
Ghostie: "Look, you don't have teleprothy..." Me: "Teleprosy? Is that when your brain drops off? I know quite a few people who have teleprosy..." Ghostie: "I have iiiit!" Me: "Me too for that matter...what's the time?" Ghostie: "Ugh." Me: "Ugh? There's no point in the twenty four hour clock called Ugh...actually, no there is...it's between 6am and 8am." Ghostie: *pulls out her phone to check the time*Me: "You better write down this quote to go on the forum." Ghostie: "Nah, we'll remember it." Me: "No we won't, we have teleprosy remember?!" Ghostie: *whilst riding a carousel horse* "My legs aren't used to being spread this wide..." Me: " " Ghostie: " " Ghostie and me: " " Me: *After passing a small child banging a rock against the top of a concrete wall.* "Oh dear, they seem to be developing tools." Ghostie: "Next they'll be attempting to communicate in our language..." XD All those were great! |
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Post by La Volpe on Aug 20, 2012 0:20:33 GMT -5
Ghostie: "Look, you don't have teleprothy..." Me: "Teleprosy? Is that when your brain drops off? I know quite a few people who have teleprosy..." Ghostie: "I have iiiit!" Me: "Me too for that matter...what's the time?" Ghostie: "Ugh." Me: "Ugh? There's no point in the twenty four hour clock called Ugh...actually, no there is...it's between 6am and 8am." Ghostie: *pulls out her phone to check the time*Me: "You better write down this quote to go on the forum." Ghostie: "Nah, we'll remember it." Me: "No we won't, we have teleprosy remember?!" Ghostie: *whilst riding a carousel horse* "My legs aren't used to being spread this wide..." Me: " " Ghostie: " " Ghostie and me: " " Me: *After passing a small child banging a rock against the top of a concrete wall.* "Oh dear, they seem to be developing tools." Ghostie: "Next they'll be attempting to communicate in our language..." Brilliant XD Careful what you say, Ghostie  |
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Post by GhostLiger on Aug 20, 2012 7:24:46 GMT -5
Brilliant XD Careful what you say, Ghostie >> << |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Aug 23, 2012 21:55:00 GMT -5
Talking about inner and outer "loops" or belts around cities.
Karen: inner-inner loop,outer-outer loop, inner-outer loop; out of THE loop!
At Busch Gardens, on (my first) Verbolten ride.
Other passenger as we prepare for the last drop: it's a beautiful day.
Me: yes, perfect weather to diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! (falling)
On Loch Ness:
Coaster is leisurely rolling to first rise.
Kid behind me: okay, we're cruisin', we're cruisin'.
Coaster crests and begins the first dive.
Kid: TOOFASTTOOFASTTOOFAST!!!!!!
Into the dark, only an occasional flicker of light.
Kid: LIGHT! LIGHT! LIGHT!
End of the ride:
Kid: five stars. I give it five stars.
Me: *to myself* I SEE five stars. I don't take loops very well.
Text to mom:
"leaving Germany, potty break in Italy. Will meet you in Ireland or England."
(I love Busch Gardens for that XD)
On the tram ride to our lot.
Announcer: are you guys tired?
Everyone: uuuhhhh (yes)
Announcer: you shouldn't go home tired, you should leave Busch'ed!
Me: *weeews and claps, as that is a pun worthy of me, IE terrible*
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 6, 2012 10:12:32 GMT -5
Truck day was yesterday. XD Laura: *drops a drink box on a uboat with a loud BANG clatter* Me: GAH Margie: Holy cow! Laura: hahahaa, omigawd, EVERYONE DEFECATE AT THE SAME TIME. Then I asked a stupid question. XD "Would you rather have a cat's tail or a monkey's tail?" Laura: Monkey's tail. Then I could curl it up and hide it in my pants. Hur hur that's not a thingy, that's my tail. Hur hur hur. You could do doggy style backwards. Nope it's MONKEY STYLE. 'I know it's skinny but boy is it long.' |
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Post by GhostLiger on Sept 6, 2012 16:14:43 GMT -5
I think my brain just broke
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 14, 2012 16:22:01 GMT -5
Me explaining the cut on my thumb to Margie:
My Zoids require a blood sacrifice when I customize them. Every single time! It's like they're saying, "you can't customize me until you BLEED for me."
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Post by GhostLiger on Sept 15, 2012 4:37:16 GMT -5
Well of course! You're cutting your Zoids up so you should at least have the courtesy to experience what they're feeling. Oh God, I shouldn't say that, else I might put myself off customising ^^;
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Post by Pirate on Sept 16, 2012 11:44:27 GMT -5
I was going through my Tumblr archives and I found this quote between me and Wiki and I can't, for the life of me, remember what we were looking at.
Wiki: It's like a weeble wobble but it can't... get up?
Me: It's a reverse weeble!
Me: Bulldogs wobble but they can't get up!
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Post by GhostLiger on Sept 16, 2012 14:04:39 GMT -5
Lol, now you got me curious!
Also I got a good quote from Mum yesterday but I forgot to post it and now I can't remember what it was.
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