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Post by Pirate on Sept 16, 2012 14:08:06 GMT -5
It's a mystery! I'm remembering all these old quotes now
Me: Caroline hadn't eaten crumble before she came to our house.
Dad: Never had crumble?! That's bordering on child abuse!
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 16, 2012 14:22:22 GMT -5
Man, Ghostie, you make me feel bad for customizing! Well, think of it like a car. They're gonna look fuckin' awesome when done. They should appreciate that, at least. XD
And Pirate - LOL, I think we were talking about:
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Post by Pirate on Sept 16, 2012 14:28:32 GMT -5
THAT WAS IT.
and I've just remembered how cute that video is ajfhdkfsfd
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Post by GhostLiger on Sept 16, 2012 14:31:19 GMT -5
Awwwww! That's adorable!
Also I don't think I've ever eaten crumble.
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Post by GhostLiger on Sept 17, 2012 14:48:34 GMT -5
Mum: I wouldn't like to live in this area. Look there's a drunk, a Job Centre."
Me: Two pigeons having sex.
Mum: Where?
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Post by Pirate on Sept 17, 2012 15:01:14 GMT -5
Mum: I wouldn't like to live in this area. Look there's a drunk, a Job Centre." Me: Two pigeons having sex. Mum: Where? Sounds just like home! |
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Post by vigbrastle on Sept 18, 2012 21:37:34 GMT -5
Mum: I wouldn't like to live in this area. Look there's a drunk, a Job Centre." Me: Two pigeons having sex. Mum: Where? I Lol'd |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 27, 2012 8:53:19 GMT -5
Mom was reading a review on Avast! when I told her I had switched to that from McAffee.
Mom: "This new version offers a semi-automatic sandbox feature--" EHKEHKEHKEHKEHK *makes motion of using semi-auto gun* Take that, you sandbox!
Me: Pfff
Mom: Sorry, I'm tired.
Then later we had to look up what sandboxing was.
Mom: "It separates programs and commands run by untrusted publishers, untrusted third party program, untrusted --" I don't trust you, go to the sandbox.
Me: Haha.
Mom: NO! Not the big one, the little one that the cat uses!
Me: BAHAHA! *about falls off the chairarm I'm sitting on*
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Post by GhostLiger on Sept 27, 2012 14:13:02 GMT -5
ROFLMAO! Won't be able to look at Avast the same way again.
Here's one from yesterday. I was tasked to pull out the industrial dishwasher and clean all around the back. The Dishwasher itself had just been emptied and cleaned and was now in the process of refilling itself.
Me: *To the Chef* It shouldn't throw out any water while it's filling up should it?
Chef: I don't know, but I wouldn't have thought so.
Me: Famous last words *Unhooks the drain from the gully and starts cleaning the gully and all around it.*
*10 minutes later the dishwasher suddenly chucks out a load of water right onto the kitchen floor.*
Me: *Hastily hooks the drain back onto the gully and calls to the Chef* Remember what we said about famous last words?
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Post by La Volpe on Sept 27, 2012 20:43:54 GMT -5
ROFLMAO to both Wiki's and Ghostie's quotes XD Hurrah Avast users unite. I'll never look at Avast the same way again either XD Yesterday afternoon, I was talking to my friend about Pokemon over msn: Me: *I find it funny that in the games if you use a water attack on a burned pokemon, it doesn't fix it *GOTTA BE SOME KINDA GAME LOGIC BEHIND THAT Cydney: .................................... OMG you just blew my mind  It's kinda sad I only thought of it til the night before when I was playing Pokemon Black... XD |
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Post by GhostLiger on Sept 28, 2012 15:06:44 GMT -5
Being really picky here, technically spraying water on a burn doesn't fix it irl anyway, just cools it briefly. Now you may hit me XD
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Post by La Volpe on Sept 29, 2012 22:58:36 GMT -5
Being really picky here, technically spraying water on a burn doesn't fix it irl anyway, just cools it briefly. Now you may hit me XD Well yeah XD Plus burning a pokemon during a water battle... .-. And I mean one of the swimming kind XD |
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Post by Pirate on Sept 30, 2012 4:37:41 GMT -5
Being really picky here, technically spraying water on a burn doesn't fix it irl anyway, just cools it briefly. Now you may hit me XD Well yeah XD Plus burning a pokemon during a water battle... .-. And I mean one of the swimming kind XD The thing that really got me in Pokemon is using an electric move while surfing, or even sillier while diving. "PIKACHU used thunderbolt! Everything died." |
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 30, 2012 16:41:09 GMT -5
Hey, I can use explosive shot (fire based arrow) on Ragnaros (fire elemental). In all reality, him being a fire elemental, it shouldn't phase him. But it does. it hurts him like it hurts non-fire-elementals.
I finally figured out why, though.
Because you fight FIRE
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With FIRE.
Get it?
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Post by Daft Punksworth on Sept 30, 2012 17:03:27 GMT -5
Okay, am amused at Xuen (White Tiger celestial in World of Warcraft). I must log his last four sayings in each round when you click on him. (Usually NPCs get irate if you keep clicking them and say "leave me alone" or something to that effect.) Xuen: You must have the mastery to move where you choose to move, and the wit to move before your opponent. Xuen: Strength is more than how hard you hit. Your strikes must have control and purpose. Xuen: You could also just go for the groin. Xuen: Why are you clicking on me so much? AND THE FOURTH WALL IS DOWN. NPCs shouldn't know that interaction is caused by clicking. XD ALL HAIL XUEN, THE BEST NPC EVAR. ETA: Want to hear sexy voice kitty? This was sadly recorded before I knew about the groin/clicking, but you still hear pretty voice <3 s455.photobucket.com/albums/qq274/WhiteKatsu/?action=view¤t=Xuen.mp4 |
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